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cuntonium 

Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.
"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."
cuntonium by WizardOfDaHood July 25, 2020
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Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)
Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.
CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006
The element that can turn people into complete cunts
Cuntium by HappySquash666 April 25, 2017

Cuntongue 

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

cuntorius maximus 

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008

cuntonupioa 

a place in the motherland hidden by all the trees and natural wonders of the world.
the cuntonupioa people are very traditional and avoid all contact from the world, they are said to all be 6ft fucking beast who would run the world if they chose to colonise
damn hes acting like a cunt he must be from cuntonupioa
cuntonupioa by DOWNY CODIE April 17, 2023

Continium 

A private RPG game written by a child in 2014. Sad that the game got deleted after he died of lung cancer.
You wanna play Continium?
Continium by Shashumga Boye MCKing November 10, 2020
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