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Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)
Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.
CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006
The element that can turn people into complete cunts
Cuntium by HappySquash666 April 25, 2017

Cuntongue 

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

cuntorius maximus 

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008

cuntonupioa 

a place in the motherland hidden by all the trees and natural wonders of the world.
the cuntonupioa people are very traditional and avoid all contact from the world, they are said to all be 6ft fucking beast who would run the world if they chose to colonise
damn hes acting like a cunt he must be from cuntonupioa
cuntonupioa by DOWNY CODIE April 17, 2023

Continium 

A private RPG game written by a child in 2014. Sad that the game got deleted after he died of lung cancer.
You wanna play Continium?
Continium by Shashumga Boye MCKing November 10, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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