Cellanoma 

(noun) The urge to take out your cell phone whenever others do.

Example- Someone in a group talking takes out their cell in the middle of a conversation (so its noticed) to check the time, message, missed calls, etc.

Then someone sees this and proceeds to take theirs out to do something just as arbitrary.

boy- "Why are you looking at your phone ?"

girl- "I Really dont know, i saw that kid look at his so i felt the need to check my phone for some reason."

boy- "Cellanoma spreads fast."

Cellanoma by zcdebary16 March 24, 2009

Cellarman 

A man who lives in the cellar

"Hi I'm a Cellarman"

Cellarman by Ludey21 February 22, 2017

cellphoma

A disorder resulting in the feeling of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket, but without it actually doing so.

Common among students and others whose phones are generally always on silent or vibrate.

-Hold on, I think someone's calling me... nope never mind.
-Dude, you get cellphoma too?

cellphoma by BRIZETT October 27, 2008

celloma 

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

celloma by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

Cellana 

Commonly used as a experiment on birds' sexual- and mating act. Cellana is a form of liquid which should increase the 'heat' between the male and female.

Example:

Cellana is usually applied to the famales tail-feathers, the scent will then attract other male birds' erotic sence of mating.

Cellana by Julhrakrs August 12, 2008

cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"

"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."

cellamaphone by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

Cellulomaniac 

A person who exhibits an excessive, compulsive dependence on their mobile phone, often to the point where it negatively impacts their personal relationships, productivity, or overall well-being. A cellulomaniac may frequently prioritize screen time over face-to-face interactions, becoming overly absorbed in social media, messaging, or digital content.

Despite being surrounded by friends, she couldn’t help but act like a cellulomaniac, constantly checking her phone instead of engaging in conversation.

Cellulomaniac by Raven Blackthorn April 20, 2025