Celebwaition

The discomfort of pretending one has forgotten or doesn't care about somebody's birthday/life event, in anticipation of a surprise gesture that will convey the opposite

In the hours leading up to the surprise party, Harry sat in a state of intense celebwaition, knowing Kate was thinking her team had completely forgotten her birthday.

Rhiannon felt pangs of celebwaition as Nigel walked into the room after his weekend away. His gift was still waiting in the Post Office depot for re-delivery.

Celebwaition by R.K.Danicic November 6, 2024

Celebration Cup 

In beer pong, a cup which each team fills 3/4 of the way up, and then proceeds to place anywhere in their own rack. The opponents turn around when the cup is being placed so that they do not know which cup to shoot at. When during the game either team proceeds to hit their opponents' celebration cup, the team whose cup it is gets to celebrate because, as a result, they get to drink extra! A loud celebration ensues, with all four players taking part--two of them because they hit a cup, and two because they get to enjoy more delicious Natty Light. It is also common courtesy to thank the opposing team for hitting your celebration cup.

"Dude look, they just hit the celebration cup!" (screams of joy ensue)

Celebration Cup by BTfuckinR March 5, 2011

Celebration Parallax 

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.

When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.

Celebration Parallax by sensei10 January 31, 2023

celebration 

a party or a gathering of any people for reasons that are usually happy where the poeple interact and generally have a good time. a celebration can be for a birthday, holiday, promotion. celebrations can also be for no reason other then to see friends.

Person one: hey i am haveing a pool party wanna come?
person two: whats it for?
person one: no reason, i used wanted to have a summer celebration with my friends!
person two: awesome be there!

celebration by ZarahMarieS April 23, 2008

Excessive Celebration 

Celebrating beyond to the point of "unsportsman-like" conduct.

Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.

Ref: After the interception, excessive celebration, number 93 on the intercepting team. 15-yard penalty will be assessed at the turnover spot.

Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!

Excessive Celebration by Bill-Bo-Bob-Jim-Joe December 23, 2011

F1 Celebration 

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.

Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

F1 Celebration by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009

Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.

"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."

Celebration Milk by thejagerage October 30, 2011