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Definitions by thejagerage

Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.
"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."
Celebration Milk by thejagerage October 30, 2011

Vaginal Query 

When somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the vagina, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.
"My wife asked me if I wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, I replied with a vaginal query."
Vaginal Query by thejagerage October 30, 2011

Barbaculate 

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival
"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"
Barbaculate by thejagerage January 16, 2011

Psychic Sausage 

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.
Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear
Psychic Sausage by thejagerage January 10, 2011