Celebtard 

Celebtard:
ce·leb·tard
/səlebtärd'/
noun

An actor or actress who thinks they are anything more than a dancing clown to me, and that their opinion matters more than someone else's.

That celebtard needs to mind her own business.

Celebtard by Trickertreat69 October 30, 2018

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

Local celebtard by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.

Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.

celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007

calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

calentard by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

celltard 

1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!

celltard by creaternity May 9, 2006

Clubtard

a person who is highly inebriated after clubbing, and wanders into neighboring business, hotels etc. and creates a nuisance.

Oh, great here comes the "clubtards". Keep an eye on the "clubtard". I had to throwout 10 clubtards last night!

Clubtard by DesertViking February 4, 2010