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A program that facilitates the transmission of viruses across the intarweb. Also used for reading and sending emails.
Oh bollocks, outlook just crashed my machine :(
outlook by . January 21, 2004
Words you can keep
Small town in the middle of Saskatchewan.

Population approx. 2,500.
Where are you from?

Outlook

Where?

Outlook, Saskatchewan

Where???
Outlook by Mystery ;) December 15, 2008
A shitter version of G-mail
(People who use it deserve to be spat on)
I punched him because he was using Outlook
Outlook by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

outlook express 

A piece of shit fucking program that Microsoft made!
I tried to apply for a job today but, Outlook Express fucked me over with an error.
outlook express by Smith21682 June 29, 2007

Outlook Express 

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
Outlook Express by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Outlook Dump 

A shit that takes place often in the morning. This dump is so large and relieving that it improves ones outlook for the entire day. Sometimes referred to as an OD or POD for positive outlook dump.
My day was off to a rough start untill I dropped an outlook dump on my way out of the house!
Outlook Dump by causwell March 7, 2010

outlook highschool

A terrible high-school that has teachers who pick favourites. Bullying, troubled children, and students with frequent bad behaviour are ignored by teachers and staff.

They allow kids with mental problems and extremely low marks to graduate, which literally won’t help those students at all.

They are too cheap to get new computers, but to try to make this hell-hole better, they have a spring carnival that is mediocre at best.

There are only 3 teachers at this school that are alright.
Student: Hey do you like Outlook Highschool?

Other Student: No.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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