celebretard 

A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.

Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.

celebretard by Bette Noir June 26, 2009

celebretard 

A celebrity that appears retarded.

Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.

Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.

Paris Hilton looked like the celebretard she is.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.

celebretard by Ziggystardust73 July 16, 2008

celebretard 

A demeaning and insulting term for a celebrity that is not liked. Often found on websites referring to hated celebs. Refers to a "retarded celebrity" although not retarded in the classical sense; retarded in the sense they are ridiculous, pompous, divas, demanding, fashion disasters, in rehab, generally disliked by the media or fans, or have a reputation of being snotty and difficult.

Lindsay Lohan is always sleeping around and in rehab; she's such a celebretard
There goes Paris Hilton; the Queen of celebretards
Headline: Which celebretard is cheating on their spouse?

celebretard by Pogmotoin January 14, 2008

Celebtard 

Celebtard:
ce·leb·tard
/səlebtärd'/
noun

An actor or actress who thinks they are anything more than a dancing clown to me, and that their opinion matters more than someone else's.

That celebtard needs to mind her own business.

Celebtard by Trickertreat69 October 30, 2018

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.

Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.

celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007