celltard

1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!

by creaternity May 9, 2006

cellardoor

According to Donnie Darko's english teacher, a famous linguist once said that CellarDoor was the most beautiful phrase in the english language.

by copilot August 13, 2003

CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023

cellardoor

The famous linguist that said this was JRR Tolkien. It is mentioned in his Biography.

by S Tappin September 15, 2003

cellardoor

the gateway to a place to store objects that are important to us to keep safe

dust/wine/memories;)old computers and books which you really carnt understand/super hero comics

by Mr X December 29, 2003

cell-tard

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.

Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!

by RW321 August 17, 2008

Cellarday

Cellarday, also know as 'kelderdag', is a term used in the Utrecht, The Kingdom of the Netherlands, region to indicate a day with the boys. On this day, which is usually a saturday, the boys (and Merijn) drink tasty beers (mostly pilsner) and other beverages, such as champagne. Despite the name, the 'cellarday' ritual does not have to take place in a cellar. Often, it takes place in a poorly ventilated shed, a garden, and even sometimes in a living room. The cellar itself is a metephor for beïng able to be yourself in a safe space.

"Hey bro, i can't come tonight, i am already goïng to cellarday."
"Hey lads, are y'all in for a cellarday tonight?"
"'Sup guys, you know the drill: cellarday on saturday."

by Pseudonimiaan May 24, 2021