Calendar

A Calendar is a thing were you can write down what you have to do like go shopping or if you are going to a party or something, I don't know.

It will help you remember what to do everyday so in my opinion
get a calendar!

1. "Nichole, aren't you going to write that down in your calendar?"

2. "I need a new calendar because the year is over!"

3. "I almost forgot what I had to do but I just looked at my calendar and I knew!"

Calendar by Sarahfram July 28, 2007

Calendar

what you use to know the dates

Yay my calendar is so cool!!!!

Calendar by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

Calendar by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

calendar by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Calendar Shopping by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

calendar dump 

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

calendar dump by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

calendar wolf 

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

calendar wolf by dddrew January 16, 2008