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celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.
celebricunt by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

celebridiot

An individual who attends a public event which is televised. S/He continually talks on his/her cell phone while waving at the television camera. S/he feels the event is there only to provide 15 seconds of celebrity to the celebridiot.
A person sits behind home plate at the world series and calls his friends on his cell so that they can see him on television; probably people who see him each day. He feels that his image being electronically transmitted has somehow made him important instead of just annoying.
celebridiot by C. Seale October 28, 2004

celebridey 

I am so sick of seeing these Celebrideys on the cover of US Weekly. Who cares who won the Bachelor and who she ends up with? They all break up anyways!
celebridey by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

celebridiot

An actual celebrity who can't resist showing the world that s/he is a flaming idiot.
Charlie Sheen is such a celebridiot. Paris Hilton was born to be a celebridiot and nothing more.
celebridiot by C. P. Seale March 17, 2011

Celebricest 

Celebricest, (noun):
When 'Celebrities' date each other's ex-partners/siblings/relatives/friends.
Like traditional working-class commoner's incest, but classier.
Steve is making out with his daughter on the red carpet, that's Celebricest right there.
Celebricest by MSoles7 April 8, 2011

Celebrentjie 

Emanates from entjie - a South African slang word for a cigarette

A celebrentjie is a cigarette smoked on a celebratory occasion
I just landed a doll that's way out of my league!
That's epic man! Lets have a celebrentjie!