celebritant

Young, wealthy female gaining celebrity; gaining that celebrity simply by being who she is, a young wealthy female. Often seen as trend setters.

Most noted for their bad behavior.

CF: Celebrity Debutante.

Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are all celebritants.

by Bobness July 16, 2007

celebritney

The term used to describe a "celebrity" who is famous primarily for bad behavior (due to either being completely devoid of talent or having their work overshadowed by their antics).

Tiger Woods co-cheater Rachel Uchitel seems to be doing everything humanly possible to prolong her celebritney status. (Look for her upcoming cover single "Me and Bombshell McGee" to drop any day now.)

by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

Celebritay

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

by OZ616 May 11, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton

Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.

by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

celebrinaut

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

celebutante

A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.

by enamils October 16, 2005