ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine 4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
An individual who attends a public event which is televised. S/He continually talks on his/her cell phone while waving at the television camera. S/he feels the event is there only to provide 15 seconds of celebrity to the celebridiot.
A person sits behind home plate at the world series and calls his friends on his cell so that they can see him on television; probably people who see him each day. He feels that his image being electronically transmitted has somehow made him important instead of just annoying.
I am so sick of seeing these Celebrideys on the cover of US Weekly. Who cares who won the Bachelor and who she ends up with? They all break up anyways!
Celebricest, (noun):
When 'Celebrities' date each other's ex-partners/siblings/relatives/friends.
Like traditional working-class commoner's incest, but classier.