ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton

Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.

celebricunt by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

Related Words

celebrident • celebridiot • Celebrentjie • Celebricest • celebricunt • celebridey • celebritant • celebriteeth

celebridiot

An individual who attends a public event which is televised. S/He continually talks on his/her cell phone while waving at the television camera. S/he feels the event is there only to provide 15 seconds of celebrity to the celebridiot.

A person sits behind home plate at the world series and calls his friends on his cell so that they can see him on television; probably people who see him each day. He feels that his image being electronically transmitted has somehow made him important instead of just annoying.

celebridiot by C. Seale October 28, 2004

celebridey

a celebrity bride

I am so sick of seeing these Celebrideys on the cover of US Weekly. Who cares who won the Bachelor and who she ends up with? They all break up anyways!

celebridey by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

celebridiot

An actual celebrity who can't resist showing the world that s/he is a flaming idiot.

Charlie Sheen is such a celebridiot. Paris Hilton was born to be a celebridiot and nothing more.

celebridiot by C. P. Seale March 17, 2011

Celebricest

Celebricest, (noun):
When 'Celebrities' date each other's ex-partners/siblings/relatives/friends.
Like traditional working-class commoner's incest, but classier.

Steve is making out with his daughter on the red carpet, that's Celebricest right there.

Celebricest by MSoles7 April 8, 2011

Celebrentjie

Emanates from entjie - a South African slang word for a cigarette

A celebrentjie is a cigarette smoked on a celebratory occasion

I just landed a doll that's way out of my league!
That's epic man! Lets have a celebrentjie!

Celebrentjie by Sheriff Sherry May 24, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026