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celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.
celebricunt by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

Celebricate 

The fabrication of celebrity; the manufacturing of a celebrity for capital gain.
The celebrication of Paris Hilton can be attributed to the release of a sex tape in 2003, which brought the celebutante to a new level of fame, leading to magazine covers, a book deal, and a reality TV series.

The surfacing of celebrity sex tapes has become so common that some in the popular media have suggested that celebrity agents and PR representatives sometimes purposely allow the releases to celebricate their client's career.

celebrident  

A president that has gained popularity from their celebrity appeal, such as Barack Obama.
celebrident by PJ Daly January 21, 2009

Celebristalk 

(a portmanteau of Celebrity and Stalk)

v; to follow what celebrities are doing at all times via Twitter, Myspace, or Facebook.

n; Celebristalker (see UD definition)

note: Can be used to describe actually stalking Celebrities, though the original definition of Celebristalk is intended to be a bit more harmless. Also, some Celebrities are easier to Celebristalk than others. (i.e. John Mayer)
"I don't really use twitter for anything but Celebristalking. ...and I'm finding out that my favorite celebrities are incredibly boring."

"Oh man! I just found out that Miley Cyrus is on twitter! I am SO going to Celebristalk her."
Celebristalk by isthiscanon July 1, 2009

Celebristalker 

n. Someone who's added celebrities to his/her Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter to, essentially, stalk them.

v. Celebristalking
adj. Celebristalky

note: Can be used to describe someone who actually stalks Celebrities, though the original definition of a Celebristalker is generally quite harmless.
"Why did Dave feel the need to tell us what John Mayer tweeted about last night? He's such a celebristalker."

"So I was celebristalking Nigel Lythgoe and he left his Deep Vein Thrombosis tights in the hotel room! Lol!"
Celebristalker by isthiscanon June 29, 2009

celebristake 

Being mistaken for a celebrity
Excuse me, Sir, but are you Brad Pitt? “
“No, I’m your gardener. I believe you’ve made a celebristake.
celebristake by Mike6678 November 2, 2017