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I hate it how 'ceemen' is one of the filtered words in Minecraft.
Ceemen by OhNo S. September 18, 2022
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A better pronunciation for the word "semen".
1. I have no ceemen samples.
2. You know that word is filtered in Minecraft.
Ceemen by OhNo S. September 18, 2022
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Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
Clémence by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014

Clementing 

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
Clementing by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013
Clemens is a kind and humorous guy who is easy to have conversations with. He is passionate about things he gets involved in, whether it is caring for his mentally challenged dog, his art projects or his family. He is intelligent and thoughtful and has a well-round insight on many important issues, which contrasts heavily with his goofy behavior and inability to use drinking straws. He likes to experiment with cooking in the evening and is willing to go to great lenghts to make an interesting dish for dinner, but eats his breakfast on the toilet. He enjoys spending his free time actively, by going on walks, visiting the trampoline house, or skinny-dipping in the pool of his elderly neighbours. He is a sexy and generous lover who isn't afraid to pass gas during sexual intercourse, because he values the comfort of himself and his partner above all else. He enjoys wholesome entertainment figures, like the Moomins or the Pope.
Clemens is so great - he made my sister a painting of her dog.
Clemens by pferd.pferdson December 12, 2020

Clementine 

Clementine is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clementine then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clementine is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clementine is stylish. Clementine is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

They will love you if you love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days.

Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.
“Wow. Clementine is so pretty.” Jakob gasped
“You’re a simp.” Responded Abrona.
Clementine by Jakob B April 29, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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