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Cemented 

When a person who has been cancelled gets cement poured into their ass as a punishment for being cancelled.
Jay got cancelled for racist remarks and now he’s getting cemented.
Cemented by SexyCashier69420 June 30, 2020
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cemented 

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.
I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!
cemented by Sian and Celia October 10, 2007

Cemented 

When taking drugs, you stick to one spot and become floored.
That guy at the rave is cemented.
Cemented by Cemented February 12, 2018

Cemented 

adjective — Firmly established or locked in; showing undeniable dedication, skill, or presence. Often used to describe someone who’s all-in, unshakably focused, or has proven themselves.
“He’s been grinding nonstopdude is cemented.”
Cemented by Daddylavi09 April 20, 2025

Cremented 

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.
Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!
Cremented by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

cementedaslur

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.
cementedaslur by thekid1102 July 6, 2011

cementery 

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.
In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.
cementery by QuacksO June 28, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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