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Coolest person in the world, you will cherish meeting him forever and ever
My poems always seem to end up being about Ceanus
Ceanus by Alien38 August 9, 2025
Words you can keep
The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.
"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"
Cleanus by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020
Related Words
Ceanus Canus chanus cranus cleanus CANUSA clanus Clanuss canuse Canussia
The Clown with the Tear Away Face gaped his clanus for Jack Skellington's (literal) boner.
Clanus by ThiccBih October 13, 2018

cernuschi 

The surname of the best people in the world. They can be found in the wild or in ur back garden. They are funny and beautiful people. Just amazing
You: hey, what’s ur name?
Me: Elena cernuschi
You: OMG WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS UR SURNAME IS CERNUSCHI
Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.
cranus by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Ceausescu 

Former Romanian dictator. The last more or less official communist president Romanians used to be led by for 25 years. Worldwide known for his moderate-aggressive attitude against other communist leaders from different neighbouring countries. He was a shoemaker who mastered only 3 intermediate grades.

Despite all, he was gladly met at the White house by 3 former US Presidents: Nixon, Ford and Jimmy Carter. Also he made a trip around London in royal barouche, near Queen Elizabeth.

He was judged by a spontaneous court in a more or less fair case trial and found guilty for more plaints including national economy disruption and crime against human race. He was convicted to death penalty.
Both he(Nicolae Ceausescu) and his wife (Elena Ceausescu) were executed on 25th of December, at Targoviste, about 60 km distance from Bucharest.
Dictator Ceausescu mixed with communist system were 2 of the very bad things Romanians had to experiment over the past few centuries!
Ceausescu by Matei M August 15, 2007
The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.
"Jonah had a hairy cranus"
cranus by kelly debris February 6, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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