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The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.
"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"
Cleanus by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020
Related Words
Ceanus • Canus • chanus • cranus • cleanus • CANUSA • clanus • Clanuss • canuse • Canussia
The Clown with the Tear Away Face gaped his clanus for Jack Skellington's (literal) boner.
Clanus by ThiccBih October 13, 2018

cernuschi 

The surname of the best people in the world. They can be found in the wild or in ur back garden. They are funny and beautiful people. Just amazing
You: hey, what’s ur name?
Me: Elena cernuschi
You: OMG WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS UR SURNAME IS CERNUSCHI
Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.
cranus by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Ceausescu 

Former Romanian dictator. The last more or less official communist president Romanians used to be led by for 25 years. Worldwide known for his moderate-aggressive attitude against other communist leaders from different neighbouring countries. He was a shoemaker who mastered only 3 intermediate grades.

Despite all, he was gladly met at the White house by 3 former US Presidents: Nixon, Ford and Jimmy Carter. Also he made a trip around London in royal barouche, near Queen Elizabeth.

He was judged by a spontaneous court in a more or less fair case trial and found guilty for more plaints including national economy disruption and crime against human race. He was convicted to death penalty.
Both he(Nicolae Ceausescu) and his wife (Elena Ceausescu) were executed on 25th of December, at Targoviste, about 60 km distance from Bucharest.
Dictator Ceausescu mixed with communist system were 2 of the very bad things Romanians had to experiment over the past few centuries!
Ceausescu by Matei M August 15, 2007
The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.
"Jonah had a hairy cranus"
cranus by kelly debris February 6, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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