Ceanus

Coolest person in the world, you will cherish meeting him forever and ever

My poems always seem to end up being about Ceanus

by Alien38 August 9, 2025

Cleanus

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020

Clanus

A clown's anus!

The Clown with the Tear Away Face gaped his clanus for Jack Skellington's (literal) boner.

by ThiccBih October 13, 2018

cernuschi

The surname of the best people in the world. They can be found in the wild or in ur back garden. They are funny and beautiful people. Just amazing

You: hey, what’s ur name?
Me: Elena cernuschi
You: OMG WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS UR SURNAME IS CERNUSCHI

by Search meehan it’s weird lol April 9, 2018

cranus

Cranial anus;Ass head.

Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Ceausescu

Former Romanian dictator. The last more or less official communist president Romanians used to be led by for 25 years. Worldwide known for his moderate-aggressive attitude against other communist leaders from different neighbouring countries. He was a shoemaker who mastered only 3 intermediate grades.

Despite all, he was gladly met at the White house by 3 former US Presidents: Nixon, Ford and Jimmy Carter. Also he made a trip around London in royal barouche, near Queen Elizabeth.

He was judged by a spontaneous court in a more or less fair case trial and found guilty for more plaints including national economy disruption and crime against human race. He was convicted to death penalty.
Both he(Nicolae Ceausescu) and his wife (Elena Ceausescu) were executed on 25th of December, at Targoviste, about 60 km distance from Bucharest.

Dictator Ceausescu mixed with communist system were 2 of the very bad things Romanians had to experiment over the past few centuries!

by Matei M August 15, 2007

cranus

The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.

"Jonah had a hairy cranus"

by kelly debris February 6, 2008