Cleanus

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020

Cleanus

When you clean your penis.
Many people use this word since its an easy way of just saying “cleaning my penis”

Person: “hey, i think you need to cleanus...”
Someone: “yeah, I probably do, I haven’t in a week.”

by Ah sh- October 25, 2020

cleanus

The cleaning of ones penis.

I had to go home and cleanus.

by Argentinian Duck September 8, 2016

vibe cleanse

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.

by hunnydew May 7, 2020

Cleanup Queen

The one who is invited to the gangbang solely for the purpose of cleaning up the bodily fluids dropped during coitus. Usually a fat and ugly slob

Jay is so gross- who invited him to the group fuckfest??

He’s only here to be the cleanup queen— he’s going to take all the loads!!

by Bigdickballer420 June 28, 2019

milton cleans

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.

"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."

by djentisamyth November 9, 2012

acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)

Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.

by calihog August 3, 2009