chanus

CHANUS = chapped anus

dammmnnn brianna has some gnarley chanus!!

by mrodewald October 17, 2005

chanus

The merger of a chili bowl and subsequent effects on one's anus.

Holly ate a sloppy chili bowl at Sams and received a mad case of chanus.

by Zephyr Cove Crapper January 5, 2011

Chanus

An amalgam of the words cheese and anus - it's the tubular cheese canal at the ends of the American food staple "cheesy bread" - as often ordered by vendors like Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Little Ceasars. It's most applicable for the butts (or ends) of the cheesy bread loaf.

"Damn, I loved everything about that cheesy bread until the end - that shit was dry as a desert once I got to the chanus."

by FaSheans April 19, 2018

chansexual

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.

random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

Chanukkah

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

by Hicab October 23, 2017