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Cernucci 

1. Jewellery that gives you a 100% chance to pro-create with the most desired women on the planet.
2. Ultimate confidence enhancer.
3. Jewellery that feels like a cool summer afternoon where the temperature is just right, there are girls lying around you at the pool of your villa, where you about to get freaky later as the sun sets over the Hollywood hills.
4. Jewellery that lets you clap cheeks.
1. damn, that cernucci is cold af, let me try that on
2. going out in my cernucci tonight, going to pull 9's and 10's
3. my gf got me some cernucci, better wife her up
Cernucci by Zack Ferris November 23, 2021

cernucci 

cernucci is jewelry that give you all the pretty girls. Cernucci give you a lot of power. That’s the best urban jewelry brand.Everyone who wears cernucci is beautiful af, intelligent, strong, funny, and a beast in bed
Be careful with cernucci, “a great power comes with great responsibility”
cernucci by yhunngo November 24, 2021

Crenunchiate 

When you enunciate your statements by biting down on a crunchy piece of food.
Person 1: I can’t understand you. You need to crenunchiate.

Person 2: *chomps on a potato chip* That’s. My. Opinion!!!
Crenunchiate by Annie Morez July 10, 2019

Cernucci 

jewellery for mfs who go for late night drives listening to bryson tiller
1. that cernucci is shining so hard i can't see
Cernucci by Zack Ferris November 23, 2021

cerpuscuious 

A descriptive term meaning to love and admire; adj.
Ex:
Her butt is so cerpuscuious!
cerpuscuious by Hdjdjdbdnd January 3, 2018

Cernucci 

1. Jewellery that gives you the power to pro-create with the most desired women on the planet
2. Jewellery that allows you to clap cheeks
3. Ultimate confidence enchancer
4. may have you wound up with child support, have multiple baddies and possibly end up submitting a restraining order
person 1 : yo that cernucci cold bruh
person 2: bet bro, got lucky last night, cernucci stayed on 😈
Cernucci by Zack Ferris November 22, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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