Clanus

A clown's anus!

The Clown with the Tear Away Face gaped his clanus for Jack Skellington's (literal) boner.

by ThiccBih October 13, 2018

clanus

pronounced "clay-nus"
Word derived from equal parts of "Cletus" which sounds like some sort of STD or variation of "clit" and then "Anus".
1. The clanus is the small bridge of skin between the clit and the anus on a female.
2. The space between the dumpster and the playground.
3. Similar, or female version of what is called a taint on a male.

Stay away from her clanus or you'll catch the funk.

by Orvis November 12, 2004

Clash Of Clans

your base has been raided by 驱逐舰

clash of clans is fun

by FreezyyIsColdd May 10, 2021

claustrobody

An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.

"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."

by wirby January 31, 2010

on claus

Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.

the day dipdop drops a wizard in amish its gonna be an austin powers tier piss and thats on claus

by hossman_jago November 6, 2019

Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.

My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.

by Bogrimm October 26, 2017

Shaud Claus

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!

by AaronBludge August 22, 2023