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Cayfon is a person who wakes up and drinks milk and has a dad and also gets bitches.Basically a gigachad
OMG ITS CAYFON , CAYFON CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO GET BITCHES AND A FATHER?!?!
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Cayson is usually very popular. He will melt your heart the moment he looks at you. All the girls want Cayson, but he only has eyes for one girl. He is very sporty and loves basketball. If Cayson is your friend or boyfriend you are very lucky, and should never let him go.
Girl 1: What are you doing today?
Girl 2: I am going home to Cayson!
Girl 1: I wish I were you.
Cayson by Afriend~AT June 27, 2018
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Cayfon cayson Cafone Caydon Caymon caysone Cayton Caefon cafon cafonitary
"Cafone" is an Italian word that has found its way into American English slang. It was originally a neutral Italian word meaning a poor peasant. However, in Italian it evolved to mean an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.
I was sitting in a quiet corner trying to get my baby to fall asleep, when that cafone came over, cigarette dangling from her mouth, reeking of cologne, carrying a blaring radio, and asked me whether he was my "real son."
cafone by Farfalla February 24, 2008
a boy who very trustworthy, loyal, sexy, and is the perfect bae for you. he had the most sensible touch and cares for you at all times. he loves you with all of his heart and will drop everything for you. he is very very very very very very very very attractive and he likes to always know what you are doing. Do not break his heart or you will regret it because it will feel like someone just completely abandoned you.
Wow, I wish i had cayson.
Cayson is my husband.
Girlll, I need Cayson.
cayson by freshgirlofpinkair November 24, 2015
Cayton is a very sensitive guy who is amazing. He is very shy and nerdy when you first meet a Cayton, but after that he'll blow your mind.

Cayton has many talents from academic talents to writing talents, as well as talents in games like Magic: The Gathering. He excels in everything he does and loves to help out friends.
1: who's that? he's like a freakin' genius but he barely talks.
2: that must be Cayton.
Cayton by gAlgOnEwIld May 17, 2011
A general term used to describe behavior that is rude, boorish, uncouth and/or ill-mannered.
Knowing Lisa liked baked goods with apples, I went to the bakery, waited on a long line, and struggled to communicate with a counter person who didn't speak English so tht I could buy her a fresh baked apple-spice muffin. Upon offering it to her, she responded "No thanks, I only eat dutch-apple muffins." "What a cafone," I thought as I walked away.
cafone by G. Silly July 27, 2006
Cayson is a loving boy he is super attractive and he has a big heart cayson is super cute and has a great personality.
All the girls are on cayson 🥵 cayson is every girls hero he will save you from anything and stand up for you
Allie: hey watcha doing this weekend?

Tayla: going to hang out with cayson!;)
Cayson by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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