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The act of sticking ones penis in anothers ear, i.e. aural rape.
"John, please do not caefon me!"
"You'll take it and you'll like it, bitch!"
Caefon by Nofeac March 21, 2010
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Caedon is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.
wow, i want to be a caedon
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Caefon Cafone caedon caeron caeton caevon Caelon Caemon Hill Caeson cafon
The cutest bean bear in the world. He is a strong boi who has been hurt many times but he is a man of honor and ...he is kind, loyal and very smart...if you meet him, you are blessed. He is your true friend and if you are in a relationship with him...he is loving, sentimental, and a amazing adventure and life partner.
You: I really love this ,Caedon ...he a real goofball
Caedon by Cynder Bear January 1, 2020
"Cafone" is an Italian word that has found its way into American English slang. It was originally a neutral Italian word meaning a poor peasant. However, in Italian it evolved to mean an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.
I was sitting in a quiet corner trying to get my baby to fall asleep, when that cafone came over, cigarette dangling from her mouth, reeking of cologne, carrying a blaring radio, and asked me whether he was my "real son."
cafone by Farfalla February 24, 2008
Caeton is a sweet hyper type character. She is the most energetic and caring person you'll ever meet in your life. You can tell her the most darkest secret ever and she will keep her word until the day she dies. Caetons often will tend to stick to you like glue but you will get used to it. Other than that, Caetons are a beautiful type of character and if you have a caeton in your life that means your very lucky.
Oh have you seen caeton anywhere?

Yes I have seen Caeton she is in the corner eating nachos

Thank you, Caeton is such a beautiful girl

I know right Caeton is a beautiful girl
caeton by Gummibears05 December 9, 2017
A general term used to describe behavior that is rude, boorish, uncouth and/or ill-mannered.
Knowing Lisa liked baked goods with apples, I went to the bakery, waited on a long line, and struggled to communicate with a counter person who didn't speak English so tht I could buy her a fresh baked apple-spice muffin. Upon offering it to her, she responded "No thanks, I only eat dutch-apple muffins." "What a cafone," I thought as I walked away.
cafone by G. Silly July 27, 2006
An Ancient Urban Legend told of a man that pocessed a snake in his pants so large that he could use it as a lasso to catch his prey. He was so straight the mountains leveled themselves as he walked across. He was also known to the local tribes as "White Mamba"
Oh shit here comes Caelon
Caelon by WonderSlice20 April 18, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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