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Cave-Man 

Cave-Man is an sexual act done buy a male. To peform this act one must be nude and in a private place, then you would need to tuck you cock and balls or ball and hold your legs together so it looks like there is nothing there. The next step is to call a female (young girl, girl, landy or a old women) into the room, and when she sees you she should be willing to bed with you. its worked for the pasted 10,000 years so why stop now
randy: hey toby i got that bitch to come to the house last night

Toby: how did that go for you
Randy: no pussy
Toby: did you try the "cave man"
Randy wtf is a Cave-Man

Toby: its the only for sure way to get pussy, just tuck your dick and balls and hold your legs together and she will be dtf for sure
Cave-Man by 8th grade cave man January 13, 2011

Cave man 

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”
Cave man by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

cave man 

To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
cave man by Jimmy Hecker February 23, 2008

Cave Man 

A male that spends the majority of there time in their man cave.
"Hey Joel, why don't you get out of your Man Cave and make something of your life! Wow he is such a cave man
Cave Man by Sam Adamolsky April 19, 2010

cave man 

club a hoe out, drag her back to your cave, and have your way with her.
"Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?"

"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."
cave man by StArCh DaWg November 6, 2007

Cave Man 

When you and your girl friend are hanging out you hit her in the head and knock her out with a club like object and yell yabaa daaa baaa doooo then fuck her really hard so she cant walk for a day
me and your mom last night doin the cave man
Cave Man by dewthedo22211 June 18, 2009

Cave man 

A solid rough burly bloke with long hair and a stoop that often lacks manners, frequents bars, pubs, strip clubs and whorehouses in his never ending quest to eat pussy.
No girl wants a rude, tit grabbing cave man!
Cave man by kam75xx January 7, 2023
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