Cave-Man is an sexual act done buy a male. To peform this act one must be nude and in a private place, then you would need to tuck you cock and balls or ball and hold your legs together so it looks like there is nothing there. The next step is to call a female (young girl, girl, landy or a old women) into the room, and when she sees you she should be willing to bed with you. its worked for the pasted 10,000 years so why stop now
randy: hey toby i got that bitch to come to the house last night
Toby: how did that go for you
Randy: no pussy
Toby: did you try the "cave man"
Randy wtf is a Cave-Man
Toby: its the only for sure way to get pussy, just tuck your dick and balls and hold your legs together and she will be dtf for sure
Toby: how did that go for you
Randy: no pussy
Toby: did you try the "cave man"
Randy wtf is a Cave-Man
Toby: its the only for sure way to get pussy, just tuck your dick and balls and hold your legs together and she will be dtf for sure
by 8th grade cave man January 13, 2011
Get the Cave-Manmug. The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
by Milan the dude July 7, 2020
Get the Cave manmug. To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
by Jimmy Hecker February 23, 2008
Get the cave manmug. "Hey Joel, why don't you get out of your Man Cave and make something of your life! Wow he is such a cave man
by Sam Adamolsky April 19, 2010
Get the Cave Manmug. "Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?"
"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."
"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."
by StArCh DaWg November 6, 2007
Get the cave manmug. When you and your girl friend are hanging out you hit her in the head and knock her out with a club like object and yell yabaa daaa baaa doooo then fuck her really hard so she cant walk for a day
by dewthedo22211 June 18, 2009
Get the Cave Manmug. Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.
Dude 1: Sweet
Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.
Dude 1: Sweet
by brodei November 10, 2009
Get the Cave Manningmug.