Cave-Man

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Cave-Man is an sexual act done buy a male. To peform this act one must be nude and in a private place, then you would need to tuck you cock and balls or ball and hold your legs together so it looks like there is nothing there. The next step is to call a female (young girl, girl, landy or a old women) into the room, and when she sees you she should be willing to bed with you. its worked for the pasted 10,000 years so why stop now

randy: hey toby i got that bitch to come to the house last night

Toby: how did that go for you
Randy: no pussy
Toby: did you try the "cave man"
Randy wtf is a Cave-Man

Toby: its the only for sure way to get pussy, just tuck your dick and balls and hold your legs together and she will be dtf for sure

Cave-Man by 8th grade cave man January 13, 2011

Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.

“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”

Cave man by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

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cave man

To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.

Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!

cave man by Jimmy Hecker February 23, 2008

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Cave Man

A male that spends the majority of there time in their man cave.

"Hey Joel, why don't you get out of your Man Cave and make something of your life! Wow he is such a cave man

Cave Man by Sam Adamolsky April 19, 2010

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cave man

club a hoe out, drag her back to your cave, and have your way with her.

"Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?"

"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."

cave man by StArCh DaWg November 6, 2007

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Cave Man

When you and your girl friend are hanging out you hit her in the head and knock her out with a club like object and yell yabaa daaa baaa doooo then fuck her really hard so she cant walk for a day

me and your mom last night doin the cave man

Cave Man by dewthedo22211 June 18, 2009

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Cave man

A solid rough burly bloke with long hair and a stoop that often lacks manners, frequents bars, pubs, strip clubs and whorehouses in his never ending quest to eat pussy.

No girl wants a rude, tit grabbing cave man!

Cave man by kam75xx January 7, 2023

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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