Caul D 

a) An awesome teacher of the English language who uses porn films based in Hollywood and unicorn penetration literature.

b) A hero for all ages. Fights off the evil gingiviti--err, the bad fiction octopi?

c) A teacher who receives very, very serious English papers without any jokes. None.

d) A teacher that does not mind students hiring prostitutes near his workplace (occassionally for him).

e) The mentor of Team Synergy.

"look at Mr. Caul D go red!"

"Oh man, that's ketchup!"

"He started wheezing all Caul D-ish."

Caul D by Team Synergy April 1, 2005

curry cauldron 

A cauldron full of curry and only Indians eat it

Oh hello how are you
Good thanks
This guy looks like a curry cauldron

curry cauldron by E cd December 22, 2019

Curry cauldron 

A curry cauldron is a cauldron is full of curry and people eat it on a daily and it can be used as a roast like below but one of the main ways u can use this is against your friends like, Harry or people you play with on Xbox, ps4

1:yo what's good

2: nothing much
1:don't talk to me you curry cauldron
2:why

1: you didn't ask how my days ways
2:how was your day
1:shit

2:way
1: this guy I spoke to was a curry cauldron lol

Curry cauldron by ECS232 December 25, 2019

Witch's cauldron 

When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.

Something similar to this is the witches kiss.

Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.

Witch's cauldron by Witches kiss March 1, 2017

cum cauldron 

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.

Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?

cum cauldron by ammij May 16, 2014

Leaky Cauldron 

1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.

2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.

3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.

Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?

Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.

Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?

Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)

Doug: *High Five*

Leaky Cauldron by jtizzle94 December 2, 2009

Sex Cauldron 

Made popular by the Simpsons...by KRUSTY, who apparently cant spell...

We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron

Sex Cauldron by GymDave May 25, 2012