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A Person who is known as a smooth operator, The guy who can talk his way out of anything, He is known as a Loquacious Mother Fucker
Person 1: Hey man, you know that guy that got caught drinking last night? he got off with a warning

Person 2: how?

Person 1: he told him he had a Flu Shot and that made him sick

Person 2: dude, total Caulder
Caulder by 1LMF October 25, 2009
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A sexy mother fucker who loves Latina girls as much as he loves his food. Falls in love w the girl of his dreams and live his life w her. Caulder is usually good looking blonde hair and blue eyes
Damn he's a real caulder
Caulder by Dankmemes12 August 6, 2017
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curry cauldron 

A cauldron full of curry and only Indians eat it
Oh hello how are you
Good thanks
This guy looks like a curry cauldron
curry cauldron by E cd December 22, 2019

Curry cauldron 

A curry cauldron is a cauldron is full of curry and people eat it on a daily and it can be used as a roast like below but one of the main ways u can use this is against your friends like, Harry or people you play with on Xbox, ps4
1:yo what's good

2: nothing much
1:don't talk to me you curry cauldron
2:why

1: you didn't ask how my days ways
2:how was your day
1:shit

2:way
1: this guy I spoke to was a curry cauldron lol
Curry cauldron by ECS232 December 25, 2019

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)
"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"
elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

Witch's cauldron 

When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.

Something similar to this is the witches kiss.
Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.

cum cauldron 

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?
cum cauldron by ammij May 16, 2014
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