caulderize 

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.

"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage

caulderize by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Culverized 

You ejaculate in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job. While the semen is in her mouth, you wryly smile at her and say "Taste how much I care". The slogan of the fast food chain, Culver's.

Last night was crazy, I Culverized a girl

Culverized by Cubswin October 23, 2009

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

cauterize the phonebook by Motorblade January 24, 2010

Culverized 

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

Culverized by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Culverize 

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

Culverize by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

Cauterize 

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.

Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

Cauterize by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009