Catue 

Statue of a cat.

Wrong: Hey Look, it's a statue of a cat.
Right: Hey Look, it's a catue.

Catue by ZaqAtaq July 9, 2009

Cate Blanchett 

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.

"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"

Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Caterina 

If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.

She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.

But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.

Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.

Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*

Caterina by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

Cate Blanchett 

Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.

"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"

Cate Blanchett by cateblanchett June 16, 2021

Caterina 

A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.

Emmilia: (Cries)

Caterina: What's wrong?!

Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)

Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)

Caterina by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021

Caterpillar Back 

A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.

That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.

Caterpillar Back by OmegaSquad January 14, 2010