category 

n. A cat that has been runover, shot, or experienced something that would make it's innards become outtards.

That category didn't see that truck clipping along.

category by dextrophan August 1, 2006

Category 

A section of similar items created in order to maintain organization.

Can you search by category on UrbanDictionary.com?

Category by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

Category 5 Wet Dream 

To wake up choking on your own jizz.

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

Category 5 Wet Dream by Scrothomas February 3, 2018

category 5 moron 

The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.

Sarah Palin is a category 5 moron.

category 5 moron by srslynigga August 1, 2011

Category 8 Bruh moment

Category 8 bruh moment is a bruh moment in which the main bruh is a male. The number 8 represents the ball sack in which the majority of males have.

Bruh 1: *Gets kicked in the balls

Bruh 2: "this is a category 8 bruh moment"

Category 8 Bruh moment by Uncle fungus June 22, 2019

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm 

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm by Freissner January 2, 2009