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n. A cat that has been runover, shot, or experienced something that would make it's innards become outtards.
category by dextrophan August 1, 2006
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Category by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005
Category 5 Fuckstorm
Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020
Category 5 Wet Dream
John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!
Category 5 Wet Dream by Scrothomas February 3, 2018
category 5 moron
The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.
category 5 moron by srslynigga August 1, 2011
Category 8 Bruh moment
Category 8 bruh moment is a bruh moment in which the main bruh is a male. The number 8 represents the ball sack in which the majority of males have.
Category 8 Bruh moment by Uncle fungus June 22, 2019
Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm
1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm by Freissner January 2, 2009