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Catmatized

When you get put under a spell by good pussy and it controls your life.
I cannot get enough of her, damn that bitch got me catmatized.
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Climatized 

Being climatized means you are severely affected by climate change to the point where you develop true fear.
Global warming scares the heck out of Jim. Poor guy, he must be climatized.
Climatized by PWS27 May 30, 2017

catmailed 

the result of being both catfished and blackmailed via webcam on social media or online dating websites. this epidemic has already taken off in Asia and is rapidly expanding to the Western world
Wong was trolling around online and thought he met a hot babe on Chatroulette. Little did he know he'd soon be taking out a fat stack of caysh because he just got catmailed by a dude.
catmailed by Catmailer February 26, 2013

clitmatized 

adjective: describing a male (or female) that is attracted to a female simply because of her vagina
Jason is not in love with her, he is clitmatized!
clitmatized by ~K January 27, 2006

comatized 

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"
"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"
comatized by FUK May 6, 2006

Clitmatized 

(Adjective) when a man or woman is so sprung on the quality of a woman's vagina, he or she is practically hypnotized by it.
Joe is not in love with Jules, he is clitmatized !
Clitmatized by DGAF February 13, 2017

charmatized 

A mix of the words "charmed" and "traumatized".
The last girl I hit on said that at first she felt charmed, but as the conversation went on, she left traumatized. She said I charmatized her.
charmatized by ohiyesa320 March 8, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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