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(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.
“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen
by Catmailer March 03, 2011

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the result of being both catfished and blackmailed via webcam on social media or online dating websites. this epidemic has already taken off in Asia and is rapidly expanding to the Western world
Wong was trolling around online and thought he met a hot babe on Chatroulette. Little did he know he'd soon be taking out a fat stack of caysh because he just got catmailed by a dude.
by Catmailer February 26, 2013

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A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
by Catmailer January 21, 2018

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