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Casteel Da’neer 

One of the hottest man around. He knows how to kill 20 people in just the flick of his finger. Also known as Hawke.
You: he’s hot
Friend: he’s Casteel Da’neer
Casteel Da’neer by Mrs.Casteel January 4, 2021

Taylor Casteel

A smoking hot woman who can hypnotize you with the movement if her ass. She is very outgoing and loves to hang out and talk. Get to know her wild side and she will be Squirting all over the place.
Damn that girl is hot but she's no Taylor Casteel.
Taylor Casteel by Bigdad78 September 14, 2023

tim casteel 

The act of getting under a desk to help keep your job by putting the bosses penis on your mouth.
The only reason that Fred still works here is because he goes full Tim Casteel on Mike
tim casteel by DJ FURY 12 February 19, 2024

Taylor Renee Casteel 

Taylor's are absolutely amazing. Especially the brunette one's. Taylors are the girl that you absolutely love, who you can never be mad at, a girl that will always make you happy, someone who is so gorgeous, a girl that has the most amazing smile, and the girl that you wanna be having sex with for a long long long time. She will drive you crazy in the bedroom and knows how to get you to squirt before she does. Get on Taylor’s bad side and you might as well kill yourself. She is not someone to mess with.
I was with this bad bitch lay night but she wasn’t a Taylor Renee Casteel.
An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".

Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"

"I do not understand that reference."

"Hey, ass-butt."

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
Castiel by Ass-butt June 16, 2010

Luke Castellan 

The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.
Percy: Hey, I'm Per-
Luke Castellan: LET'S KILL THE GODS! THEY SUCK!