Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

Cadouche 

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.

I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.

Cadouche by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009

cadouche 

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.

Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.

cadouche by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

capouche 

v. To capouche

n. capouche; fancy hat worn to a Capouche

"The line was so long so I turned to my friend and was like...capouche?"

"I told my mom that me and my buddy Capouche went to the movies."

capouche by kapoosh October 31, 2011

Canouche 

Canouche - a shorter better sounding word for the term Douche Canoe which needs no explanation.

That guy is a huge Canouche

Canouche by Dbomb3000 June 15, 2017

cdouche 

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

cdouche by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010

Carouche

A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.

A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.

Carouche by bill the cat December 9, 2008