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Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale
Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

Parking the Pink Cannondale 

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

Carbondale Coyote 

Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.
She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.

Carbondale

A town in southern Illinois and home to southern illinois university home of the saluki. Carbondale has a rich history of party tradition consisting of riots during holloween. Holloween has been since banned starting in 1976. Home to the number one party school until 1997 but has remained in the top 20 to this day. A common school moto shared by all students is "C's with degrees." If you ever visit hit up the spillway which is a nonstop lake party in the spring. Also, make sure to take a trip down the strip where fun can always be found.
I live in Carbondale
Carbondale by Bob Canapary December 6, 2006

Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."
Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.
Carbondale by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009