A utopia for parrots. A place for our fine feathered friends to live and play happily without the threat of predators, starvation, abuse, or neglect. Has plenty of interesting toys, perches, next boxes, fresh veggies and seed sprouts, everything a parrot could want. (Inducing companionship of course!)
The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."