carrotop

a redhead who thinks she's a blonde.

"I'm not a redhead! I'm blonde!"
"Whatever you say, carrotop."

carrotop by Yogurttank June 16, 2017

carrotology

The scientific study of carrots.

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

carrotology by Miss Chevious Forsure April 25, 2009

Carrotopophobia 

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

Carrotopophobia by E October 19, 2006

Carroto Cakeu 

Some random dude who somehow by some special star alignment married the cutie Uchiii.....

Carroto Cakeu loves Uchiii UwU

Carroto Cakeu by CarrotoCakeu June 21, 2021

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

carrottop by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

carrottop by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

carrottop by Cannus December 20, 2008