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kakka carrot cake
Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!
Freezy Pop: ....
Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!
Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!
Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
Freezy Pop: ....
Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!
Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!
Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013
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Carroot • CarrotCake • carroting • carrot dick • carrot juice • carrotman • carrot topped • carbooty • carrot cock • carrot cruncher
Wet-carrot
Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010
a carrot in god's potato field
a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013
carrot wacker
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010
carrotcruncher
A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.
carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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