Carrod

Also known as MRKEFFF or The Matrix Queen
It's just the best human on Earth.

I love Carrots cuz I'm a Carrod! 🥕

by TheMatrixQueen March 2, 2018

carrolled

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."

by Theodore Evelyn Mosbey June 10, 2013

Lord Carrol

An extremely muscular and handsome man. Usually about 6 foot tall and is an extremely good math teacher.

What would Lord Carrol do?

by DaddyCarrol February 23, 2020

monsignor carroll

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

kakka carrot cake

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Wet-carrot

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.

Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.

by potato-dono November 1, 2010

a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

by Sexydimma June 4, 2013