Carrots

Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.

Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.

by WaddupMyBrotha August 10, 2012

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A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.

Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!

by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014

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The term carrots is derived from the expression 'noice carrots' which is used to describe something as very good. In turn the word carrots can also be used to describe somethin which is good but not exceptional. Carrots can also be used as a reply when something is recieved i.e instead of saying 'Thank You' you would say 'Carrots'. Carrots can also be used to describe something that is funny i.e that joke was carrots. To sum up 'Carrots' is a term used to describe positive things that make you/others happy.

Tick: did you just see that horse fall over?
Ho: Haha yeah that was carrots!

by hoeylad November 11, 2010

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