carradine 

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

Carradine 

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

Carradine by analdumpster July 12, 2012

carradine 

To kill someone by stripping them naked and hanging them by the testicles and neck until dead. While location can vary, traditionally this is done in a hotel/motel closet.

Hey, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll carradine you. Don't forget what happened to Bobby.

carradine by Dr. Easy July 7, 2011

Carradine 

To commit suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation

How about you just go and "Carradine" yourself asshole!

Carradine by gtendermke August 24, 2015

Carradine'd

To die, alone, in a skeezy hotel room by auto erotic asphyxiation.

Did you here what happened to the mayor? They found him in the Motel 6 on I-90. He was totally Carradine'd.

Carradine'd by Drunken Irish Bastard April 20, 2010

david carradine 

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

david carradine by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Dirty Carradine 

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

Dirty Carradine by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011