Carpetuse

Carpetuse is a group of people in roblox, currently there are only 3 official Carpetuse's, carpetuse2, carpetuse3, carpetuse4.
These 3 are only the ones that are active, one of the carpetuse's "carpetuse3" are working for a group called SFinc and their Owner is TimeOverseer

Guys did u see that carpetuse playing in build a boat for treasure, hes a beast at building, he even made a giant bread with weapons and a shield

by carpetuse3 July 31, 2018

carpetuation

occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again.

Timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. Unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared at it, then he put it back on the carpet and sucked it up. Timmy is a victim of CARPETUATION.

by graceatzero April 12, 2008

carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

flying carpets

Rickyism for "flying colors"

"He passed with flying carpets."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Carpethead

Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.

Im Sorry but You Cant Audio Battle the Carpethead if you have his leftovers, Subjizzer.

by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009