Carpethead 

Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.

Im Sorry but You Cant Audio Battle the Carpethead if you have his leftovers, Subjizzer.

Carpethead by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009

carpethead 

n. A slang term for an African Amercian. The word is derived from the typical feature of blacks which have kinky hair.

Look at that carpethead nigger!

carpethead by niggamac July 6, 2006

Carpethead 

A cunt that wears a toupee

- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead

Carpethead by Pinga's November 2, 2015

Carpethead 

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

Carpethead by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

carpeted 

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

carpeted by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

carpet head 

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit

Don't be such a carpet head!

carpet head by intrigued1 March 11, 2010