Carpethead

Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.

Im Sorry but You Cant Audio Battle the Carpethead if you have his leftovers, Subjizzer.

by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009

Carpethead

A cunt that wears a toupee

- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead

by Pinga's September 19, 2015

carpethead

n. A slang term for an African Amercian. The word is derived from the typical feature of blacks which have kinky hair.

Look at that carpethead nigger!

by niggamac July 06, 2006

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023