carpetfeet

A racial slur for mexicans who try to cross the border by putting pieces of carpet on their feet so that border patrol cannot track their footprints. (otherwise known as illegal spics trying to pollute our country)

Dude those carpetfeet just bypassed border patrol!

That was a huge piece of garbage... nope it was just some carpetfeet running across the road.

by dirtymojo August 4, 2012

Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM July 16, 2007

carpetfest

The opposite of a sausagefest. When chicks significantly outnumber dudes.

I went to the AXO houseparty last night and it was a total carpetfest. Girl-on-girl action everywhere.

by Mrogasm April 23, 2009

carpeteer

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

by Pararox April 9, 2004

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019