Carpec

the act of one losing a bet and having to dip your pecker into the stink hole of a dead male deer.

me and my friends just made a bet, biggest deer gets 50 dollars....loser gets to carpec the winners deer.

by 14lovinhands December 21, 2010

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Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

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Carpec • The Carpechure Effect • carpet muncher • carpet • carpet bomb • Carpet Bombing • carpetbagger • carpe diem • carpet burn • carpenter

Carpe Cannabis

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨

🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

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meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.

Carpe Diem Cras

by Double Soul April 1, 2009

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Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.

*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"

by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018

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carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

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