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Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

carrying the sherpa 

acting without a proper plan to execute
you can't climb the Everest, carrying the sherpa. you need a solid and safe route to conquer.
carrying the sherpa by kelamist September 26, 2018

Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

card-carrying 

I'm a card-carrying High-School graduate.
card-carrying by Light Joker July 3, 2007

Knife carrying city fans 

Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.

If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.
Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"

Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"

Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"

Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .

Carrying 

Sustaining a consistent level of extra behaviour.
“Oh girl you are carrying!”

Please reference Aquaria’s verse in RuPaul’s American.