carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010

carling

Anal sex

Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck"

by enjoy carmia April 5, 2009

carling

Beer brewed in the UK by Coors
A great Pint...cheap and good quality
Also Current Sponsers of Rangers and Celtic FC

SO It'll be another Carling i take it? Hell yeah..cheap and good my man!

by Kev_scotland August 12, 2006

Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3

Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.

by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013

carling

originaly marketed in the uk as a canadian(briefly and dubiously) lager brand with the after tag of black label.Has out lasted the rest of the early cheap and nasty lager brands due only to marketing. Tastes of tin if it comes in one or not.If ever the addage of tip it straight into the toilet and save your self the trouble, was ,it applies to this stuff!

carling ? got ANYTHING else?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face

one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches

by DarCyZ December 10, 2008