FessSquad's definitions
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
by FessSquad June 1, 2022
Get the Finger bum wankmug. A Hindu derogative word for arse wipe.
A just word to describe a towel head or asian downy cunt who gets into a more economically developed country like the UK by marrying a cum bucket aka a polish girl.
A just word to describe a towel head or asian downy cunt who gets into a more economically developed country like the UK by marrying a cum bucket aka a polish girl.
by FessSquad February 24, 2012
Get the gaan saffmug. 1. A true northern lassy from the age of 14 who has no dignity at all and will sleep with ANYONE of any race or species for half a big mac and a can of cider.
2. A manchunian girl who spreads her legs revealing no knickers and does not allow men to wear condoms nor allows them to pull out untill her minge milks every last drop of cum from their cocks.
2. A manchunian girl who spreads her legs revealing no knickers and does not allow men to wear condoms nor allows them to pull out untill her minge milks every last drop of cum from their cocks.
e.g.1
"Oh aye man, she's a true Tameside Girl! I couldn't pull out even if I wanted to!"
e.g. 2
"That sket is a true Tameside girl bruv, she called me gay for reaching for my condom"
"Oh aye man, she's a true Tameside Girl! I couldn't pull out even if I wanted to!"
e.g. 2
"That sket is a true Tameside girl bruv, she called me gay for reaching for my condom"
by FessSquad February 8, 2012
Get the Tameside Girlmug. 1. A person who is obsesed with anime and instead of finding real life guys attractive, she finds cartoon characters i.e. manga , hentai and anime characters attractive.
2. A person (usually female) with an emo like personality who writes and draws comics about anime or hentai using her favourite characters and fantasises about the day final fantasy characters have an RPG sex style orgy her (In my college its known as a tori)!!
2. A person (usually female) with an emo like personality who writes and draws comics about anime or hentai using her favourite characters and fantasises about the day final fantasy characters have an RPG sex style orgy her (In my college its known as a tori)!!
1.
Boy 1: What a tori (hentai whore) if she really wants it that bad all she has to do is dye her hair blonde the silly bitch!
2.
Boy 1: Stupid hentai whore! I'd bang her if her pussy wasn't full of paper cuts!
Boy 1: What a tori (hentai whore) if she really wants it that bad all she has to do is dye her hair blonde the silly bitch!
2.
Boy 1: Stupid hentai whore! I'd bang her if her pussy wasn't full of paper cuts!
by FessSquad December 29, 2007
Get the hentai whoremug. Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.
If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.
If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.
Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"
Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"
Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"
Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .
Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"
Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"
Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .
by FessSquad June 1, 2022
Get the Knife carrying city fansmug. A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
Get the Maths tingmug. That bitch is going out with a laskar!
by FessSquad November 5, 2008
Get the Laskarmug.