Tameside Girl

1. A true northern lassy from the age of 14 who has no dignity at all and will sleep with ANYONE of any race or species for half a big mac and a can of cider.

2. A manchunian girl who spreads her legs revealing no knickers and does not allow men to wear condoms nor allows them to pull out untill her minge milks every last drop of cum from their cocks.
e.g.1

"Oh aye man, she's a true Tameside Girl! I couldn't pull out even if I wanted to!"

e.g. 2

"That sket is a true Tameside girl bruv, she called me gay for reaching for my condom"
by FessSquad February 08, 2012
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hentai whore

1. A person who is obsesed with anime and instead of finding real life guys attractive, she finds cartoon characters i.e. manga , hentai and anime characters attractive.

2. A person (usually female) with an emo like personality who writes and draws comics about anime or hentai using her favourite characters and fantasises about the day final fantasy characters have an RPG sex style orgy her (In my college its known as a tori)!!
1.

Boy 1: What a tori (hentai whore) if she really wants it that bad all she has to do is dye her hair blonde the silly bitch!

2.

Boy 1: Stupid hentai whore! I'd bang her if her pussy wasn't full of paper cuts!
by FessSquad December 29, 2007
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gaan saff

A Hindu derogative word for arse wipe.

A just word to describe a towel head or asian downy cunt who gets into a more economically developed country like the UK by marrying a cum bucket aka a polish girl.
Hey gaan saff, don't get fresh with me you tep customs officer dodging freeloader!!
by FessSquad February 24, 2012
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Laskar

The mauritian word for a gentlemen or lady from pakistan.
That bitch is going out with a laskar!
by FessSquad November 05, 2008
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Finger bum wank

This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.

It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.

It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"

Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"

Or

Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"

Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
by FessSquad June 01, 2022
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Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.
Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"
by FessSquad October 30, 2014
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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