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Carissaing 

The act of leaving early from your scheduled shift,every shift you work
Man it seems like that girl is always carissaing her way out of here.
Carissaing by Captain dry d November 29, 2016

Crissing 

It refers to Darren Criss, who plays a gay man on television and when interviewing in real life he ALWAYS makes a point to say that he is straight and point out his heterosexuality. therefore Crissing is an insistent declaration of one's heterosexuality
Interviewer: Are you ok?
Darren Criss: Yes, I'm straight and I have a girlfriend.

That's is Crissing
Crissing by indigoGirl81 June 11, 2011

chrissing 

the act of being away on AIM without an away message.
person1: hey
person 2: hey
person 1: sup
-10 hours later-
person 2: sup
person1: OMFG! dont go chrissin on me!
chrissing by little kid November 21, 2004

amber crissinger 

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.
bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !
amber crissinger by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Chrissing 

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.
Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"
Chrissing by taegue June 26, 2019

Carissuinit

To make an excuse or reason for why you can't follow through on a promise. (An excuse typically involving an "issue with your car.")
A: Hey, where are you?
B: Uh, probably not gonna make it... my cars been acting up again.
A: Wow, you're really gonna try carissuinit?
Carissuinit by MR and Jb August 19, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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