chrissing

the act of being away on AIM without an away message.

person1: hey
person 2: hey
person 1: sup
-10 hours later-
person 2: sup
person1: OMFG! dont go chrissin on me!

by little kid November 21, 2004

Chrissing

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

by taegue June 26, 2019

Chrissing

When 2 Chris's come together for gay man sex.

Ron: "Where's Christian and Christopher? "
Jon: "Oh they're Chrissing right now."
Ron: "hope they're using condoms, faggets"

by InYourGirl October 10, 2015

Chrissing

Taking slight offense to lighthearted jokes from peers and retaliating with utmost spite

A- Dude are you a homophobe?
B- Ay do you, like, look up insults online or someshit
C- He's chrissing again

by Drew_ghs November 3, 2017

Chrissing

The act of listening to other people have sex, especially without their knowledge or consent

"I heard a couple really going at it over there in that block flats, I think it's a great Chrissing spot"

by Jazzcrime July 23, 2018

Chrissing

Giving oral pleasure to a person

Oh man jessica was chrissing me well

I heard tom chirssed a guy yesterday

by john welmer November 8, 2018

Chrissing

When you hype yourself up so much that you have a panic attack

Oh man, I’m chrissing out right now!!

by Klmhbunnie September 1, 2022