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Omg he has such a small dick!”
“He must be a cargito”
Cargito by Gigihordley November 29, 2020
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Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004
A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

Cooli Carlito 

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.

Cargiuolo 

The white italian version of the asian version of Mr. T.
Did you see that guy Seth? He's totally cargiuolo!
Cargiuolo by Leo-Minster November 4, 2011
A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito
Carlito by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017
Man who has "little meat" aka penis.
Megan found out Marcelino is a carnito.
Carnito by klgdino April 12, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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