Carlitoes 

A gay fag who’s skin came back to the item shop also a pussy that should be burnt at the stake

Look at Carlitoes he’s so gay

Carlitoes by Carlitoes May 28, 2020

Carlitoes_way 

An incredibly gay man who constantly denies it even though he goes to gas station bathrooms and tries to find glory holes.

Person1: Hey did you see how Mike was dressed today?
Person:2 Yeah man what a Carlitoes_way

Carlitoes_way by IceToaster56 December 7, 2024

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Carlito

A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler

Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"

Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

Cooli Carlito 

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.

Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.

Cooli Carlito by LaxativeReviews March 6, 2021

Carlito

A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.

Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito

Carlito by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.

"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."

Carlito Caribbean Cool by Steve-O, the King of the World July 22, 2008